A few months ago I decided to eliminate hormonal contraceptives from my life. I’ve been on some version or another of the pill for 8 years. The extra hormones paired with my thyroid issues makes it hard to figure out exactly what my body is actually capable of doing, so I decided it was time to move on to bigger and better things. It took me a while to decide for sure that an IUD was the right choice for me. But now I’ve got a little mirena IUD hanging out in my uterus.
To get an IUD you have to go for a contraceptive consultation with your gynecologist. During my consultation my doctor cautioned me that since I haven’t had children I might have more pain during the insertion of the device. Fortunately, she also prescribed for me a cervix softener to take the night before and 2 vicodin for before the procedure. I tood my meds as prescribed, then had Jesse drive me to my appointment this morning (I definitely recommend getting a ride for this since you don’t know how you’ll react!).
The insertion was fairly quick. Overall I felt 3-4 (cleaning with iodine, sounding my uterus to make sure it’s big enough, insertion of device) of the worst cramps I’ve ever had, but it was over in 5 minutes. If I had known, I would have taken some ibuprofin in addition to the vicodin since it helps more with the cramps and the insertion definitely kicked up my cramps.
The trouble I had is that by the time the doctor was about to insert the IUD I was sweating and getting a little shaky. I still felt more or less ok when she was done, so I hopped up, walked out the to waiting room to have Jesse take me home and immediately realized something wasn’t right. I had to sit down. Then I felt like I really needed a nap – so apparently I took one by fainting.
This is the 3rd time in my life I’ve fainted and the first time where I feel like there was good reason. I wound up hanging out in the exam room for another 20 minutes or so til I felt better. They gave me some water and a granola bar which helped, but I only really felt completely better once I was home, got a little more food, some ibuprofin and a real nap. Now I feel pretty much back to normal with the exception of some fairly standard cramps which I assume will go away as they ususally do.
Would I do it again? I really believe that the benefits of the IUD are going to outweigh the 2 hours of not feeling great that I had this morning. I also believe that someday after having a kid I’ll probably get another IUD inserted (though I’ll be crossing my fingers I don’t faint and will not be getting off the table for at least 5-10 minutes after the insertion!). I’ll have to wait to see how this thing works out (they say to give it about 3 months to settle in before really passing judgement) in order to say for sure, but I really think it was worth it.
At least it gave me a good excuse to eat half a pan of brownies and watch movies all day. =)

